By Brad Friedman on 7/1/2014, 11:26am PT  

Of course, when ALL CAPS you know it's serious! This love letter comes from someone named Alan Rockman at Facebook. For some reason, I was not allowed to reply to him there and I could not find his profile listed publicly. So I'll have to reply to him here instead. Either he's set himself to remain completely private, or he's been booted from Facebook. Given this unsolicited, if very thoughtful note he sent me recently, I wouldn't be surprised by either...

SOME EPIC STUPIDITY SPEWING FROM THE HEAD (LOCATED AT YOUR ASS, BRAD) OF JUST ANOTHER SELF-HATING JEW WHOSE PARENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF ABORTING.

AFTER ALL, THAT IS THE LIBERAL WAY, ISN'T IT, BRAD? AND THE WORLD WOULD BE SPARED ANOTHER ASS LICKER OF A JEW HATER LIKE OBAMA (JUST IGNORE THOSE 20 YEARS IN JEREMIAH'S PEW...IT MEANS NOTHING, RIGHT BRAD? JUST LIKE THOSE SPEECHES BETWEEN 1923 AND 1932 MEANT NOTHING IN GERMANY EITHER.

NO, YOU'RE A PATHETIC FEIGELE. GO BOARD A MALAYSIAN AIRLINER OR SEE IF ISIS HAS A BATTALION OF SELF-HATING JEWS WILLING TO TURN ON BOTH ISRAEL AND THE USA...BECAUSE YOU NOT ONLY OWN THEM - YOU BELONG WITH THEM, YOU STUPID SHIT.

YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT AS WORTHWHILE AS "MEIN KAMPF" OR THE "AUDACITY OF HOPE". SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, SCHMUCK.

That's a very persuasive argument. I thank Mr. Rockman for sharing his keen insight. I particularly enjoyed the use of the word "FEIGELE" here. (For those not of the "SELF-HATING JEW" persuasion, that's a Yiddish slur for a gay person.)

By the way, Mr. Rockman sent me that note about a week and a half ago, but I didn't see it until recently, because I don't check private Facebook messages very often --- or, perhaps, it was due to where my HEAD is LOCATED.

Either way, in trying to figure out what set this clearly very intelligent person off, since he didn't mention it in HIS NOTE, it seems he sent it just after I posted this short article which did little more than cite a few of the direct quotes from disgraced Dick Cheney's epic trolling op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, in which, apparently, Dick was attempting to save face for fucking up Iraq and/or for being a war criminal.

Yes. Given the tenor of my newest fan Alan Rockman's note, it seems quite clear that Dick is a very very important part of his life.