By Brad Friedman on 12/31/2004, 8:15am PT  

Funds pledged by the Bush Administration on behalf of the United States for aide to victims of the greatest natural disaster in the history of mankind: $35 million.

Funds being spent by Republican supporters on the inauguration parties for the worst President in the history of the United States: $40 million.

Efforts made to convince sentient human beings that the Bush Administration or its Republican supporters understand the meaning of the phrase "Moral Values" or the word "Compassion": Pointless.