PLUS: Bush's Number One Sun
By Brad Friedman on 1/18/2005, 12:58pm PT  

And speaking of Inaugurals...Behold ye which Messiah it is that hath granted President Genius a cool $250,000 in order to help purchase his balls (as if he hadn't already done that via his ownership of the official White House organ The Washington Times "newspaper"):

Speaking for all Americans, I couldn't be prouder.