Here's a Great Game...Baghdad Bob or Iyad Allawi:

-They are not any place. They are on the move everywhere. They are a snake moving in the desert. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion."

-''Few care to look at Iraq properly, and go from Basra to Nasiriyah, to Kut, to Diyala, to Najaf, to Karbala, to Diwaniyah, to Samawah, to Kirkuk, to Sulaymaniyah, to Dahuk, to Irbil. There are no problems, It's safe. It's good"

-Whenever we attack, they retreat. When we pound them with missiles and heavy artillery, they retreat even deeper

-"We are succeeding in Iraq. It's a tough struggle with setbacks, but we are succeeding"