The following email invitation arrived today, from reader “Karen”…
pre-inauguration opening of
The George W. Bush Presidential Library
The following rooms will be dedicated:
The Texas Air National Guard Room,
where you don’t actually have to show up.
The Hurricane Katrina Room,
which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room,
where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room,
where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room,
where they don’t let you out.
The National Debt Room,
which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room,
(Admission is restricted to the wealthy.)
The Airport Men’s Room,
where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Economy Room,
which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room,
where, after you complete your first tour, you
go back for a second…a third, a fourth…
The Dick Cheney Room,
in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room,
still empty, but warm…and getting warmer.
The Decider Room,
complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,
(No one has yet been able to find it.)
The Supreme Court Gift Shop,
where you can purchase an election.
Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help locate the President’s accomplishments.
The BRAD BLOG welcomes any other insider tips on rooms planned for the library, but not yet listed above…
HILARIOUS! Thanks, Karen and Brad…
The Waterboarding Pool
— Because it’s not torture
the main body of the structure, into which public access is denied.
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The Donald Rumsfeld Room
Currently displaying known knowns, and known unknowns.
Unknown unknowns will be displayed as soon as they are known.
The Cave Room.
where visitors can hunt for Osama Bin Laden (warning is may take over seven years to complete with no result.)
One more.
The John Ashcroft Room –
Where all topless female statues wear tasteful bikini tops.
cloakroom where candidates are prepped for confirmation hearings.
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Bid to overturn Voting Rights Act
Just LOVE THAT LAST ROOM people:
WHERE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES DON’T COUNT YOUR VOTE! AN, THE SUPREME COURT CHOOSES
YOUR PRESIDENT.
a one book library
“My pet goat”
don’t need any rooms .
The Dick Cheney Cafeteria, with catering provided by Halliburton and KBR. Try the club sandwich–a bargain at $1,500 (add $30.00 to add a cup of soup and a side salad).
how about the “Outhouse” where covert agents’ covers are blown
The Dick Cheney Cafeteria offers weekend specials on desert: yellow cake and shoe fly pie
The Dick Cheney Audiovisual Annex: to enter, you need top-level clearance and a current Heritage Foundation or Federalist Society membership card.
The Barbara Bush powder room, located next to the Dick Cheney Audiovisual Annex.
No Child Left Behind classroom (closed to children under 18)
The Florida Alcove, donated by Katherine Harris, and the Ohio Atrium, donated by Kenneth Blackwell
The Karl Rove Gallery: currently on display, the world-famous “Mission Accomplished” banner and a photography series called “The Bush Years: Sex, Lies, and Videotape.”
Exploratorium for Kids: Hands-on learning opportunities for kids. (Suggestion: bring towels and swim suits for the waterboarding exhibit.)
The Blackwater Salon: Book clubs are welcome to meet here free of charge. Please sign up early; registration slots are filling up fast. All book choices must be approved by the administration first.
The Mike Connell Computer Room: Beginning, intermediate, and advanced classes on the use of computers and other electronic media in politics.
THE JEFF GANNON ROOM
(KY optional)
anybody blown
The Mission Accomplished Room
when you turn the door handle a trap door opens and you fall into a bottomless pit.
The Music Room: Where Bush beats his drum and does his African Jig knowing that he got away with War Crimes and gets to enjoy Secret Service protection and the best health care at taxpayer expense.
The Black Site Room: in the Blueprints, but doesn’t officially exist.
The Government is Bad Room: Where all of the Corporations hide their ill gotten gains from taxation. Sorry, Full
The John Boner Room: get your kleenex here.
The Mental Midget Room: where Mitch McConnell goes to get his talking points from Rove about Obamas new nominees. Sorry, Full
The Pardon Parlor
Free admission to those with concealed smoking guns. But hurry expected to fill up by Jan 20th.
The Palin 2012 Room
See a painting of the sun in orbit of the earth. Each visitor receives certification as a Foreign Policy expert. Please, no magazines of newspapers.
The Language Lab — where you can don headphones and hear the new pronunciation of words such as “nuclear.”
The Modern Iraq History Wing, where you can review the background information which led to the Iraq War. Highlights: Learn that Saddam Was Behind 9/11; that Saddam Wouldn’t Let The Inspectors In; how the rationale of Eliminate Imminent Danger from WMD’s morphed into Elminate the Potential of Future Danger from a Potential WMD Program, and how “Iraq is Swimming in a Sea of Oil” didn’t mean that oil had anything to do with why we went to war, that No One Meant to Out a CIA Agent, It Was An Accident, that All The Intelligence Pointed to WMD’s; see the satellite photos that “fooled” Colin Powell and were shown to the UN. And much, much more.
Great list! But hey folks, have you voted for Brad today?
https://bradblog.com/?p=6801
I did! 🙂
the upside down room of nonjustice:
whr regular folks r prosecuted for herb, seat belt violations,3 cocktails while driving,not being a corporatation (in general anything the nonjustice department can dream up)
while war criminals and the murderers of the constitution stand behind the false media and dance away the night
The Ken Lay Memorial Chapel. Gee, doesn’t that janitor look awfully familiar? And is that a Rolex he’s wearing?
If you register at change.org you can vote for a Department of Peace and Nonviolence… make Walter Cronkite and Yoko Ono very happy, and get Dennis Kucinich in the cabinet….
Thank you Karen, but I think it should be spelled “Libary”
Brad and John – NEWS FLASH
Lee Stranahan has an article up at HuffPo that is of interest.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/l..._b_156972.html
Ann Coulter commits voting fraud again. She registered to vote in New Canaan Connecticut using her parent’s address, but she does not live there. This is a clear violation of CT’s election laws (I lived in CT from 1979 to 2008). It appears that she was also registered to vote in FL (her current real residence) and NY (where she often is). It is believed that she has voted twice in CT while living in NY.
If this wasn’t enough, she has been using and publicizing an address in FL that is used as a government provided mail drop for victims of domestic violence. I wonder who she did to get set up to use that.
Lee ties everything together nicely. The story that prompted Lee was in the New York Daily News and Lee’s article has links to all of the pertinent articles and information. Lee mentions the Palm Beach registration story.
The 9/11 Room.
Even though this room is in one of 267 stories, between three towers made of high grade steel and concrete, it may explode to dust and molten lava due to fire…
The GWB IPC International Paralympic Training Center.
In recognition of outstanding and relentless scorched earth/grass roots policy of Paralympic athlete recruitment. No one has give so many people from all over the world, the opportunity to potentially represent their country in the world’s 2nd biggest sporting event. A wheelchair accessible pool, workout eqipment and gym for potential Paralympians who have been touched by W’s wars.
The Foresight Void Chamber – where you will be able to ponder all the things that no one could possibly have foreseen.
If the lie-berry doesn’t have the “Henry Lee Lucas Memorial Room”, I ain’t goin’.
The only person Bush commuted to life out of 150 or so executed as Governor of Texas, a man after his own heart.
That fact is so damned chilling to me.
The Rumsfield Telco FIOS Tap Room
Where all public communications are recorded forever
Connected to the…
The Michael Connel IT Server Lab
Where government email and websites are overwritten, scrubbed, lost, or hacked
Connected to the…
The George W. Bush Sewage Treatment Plant
Yes all the grindings of the hard drive platters into sand flow freely here along with the raw sewage, and some unknown poison straight into the sea
where members of the public can see what it was like to be in his administration.
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The PNAC room, where artifacts from Pearl Harbor and 9/11 are thoroughly intermixed.
Hey 99 @30, I just voted THANKS!
http://www.change.org/ideas/vie...d_non-violence
Dennis is the only congresscrappers (Hi Zapper) with a pair:
http://www.democracynow.org/200...rt_and_control
The Afghanistan War Room
A room requiring your full attention, Oh Wait, there’s The Iraq War Room.
The War Room – where political campaigns are run
The Campaign Room – where wars are planned & run
The Press Room – where the admin. writes the questions and answers to get their propaganda out
The Coffee Cart: It has coke, pretzels and all the other things Dubya used.
The Fun Room – where video of Bush (having fun) screaming at people are shown every day
The Senatorial Restroom
All stalls equipped for wide stance
The dana perano room,
where bush STILL LIES.
“Aint she sharp an doable”
The Mindless/Heartless American Room
Ooops…
guess not.