...And you thought they hated Hilary?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
By Brad Friedman on 10/21/2004, 3:45pm PT  

Is it too early or presumptuous of me to start turning on Kerry yet? As you can tell, I'm chomping at the bit to see him safely in office so we can then start tearing him to pieces.

But why wait? No, seriously...why wait?

Gay.com reports in their interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry:

If her husband is elected president, she pledges to make gay tolerance a centerpiece of her First Lady duties.

Oh, brother. That's gonna go over well. You think the Clinton years were rough? Just watch how they'll be chewing up the Kerrys.

Oh. And get used to hearing her referred to as "Mama T." Already I hate it.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.