By Brad Friedman on 3/28/2011, 7:14pm PT  

Because practice makes perfect...

With 2012 just around the corner and these babies still in use at polling places all over the country, why not get one or more of them now for your very own?! With one of these future door stops, you too can learn all the ins and outs of "voting" before the pressure of Election Day, when that "vote" will really "count"!

Great for social clubs, like political parties, or even terrorist groups! Why wait? They're sure to disappear fast! Just like the 100% unverifiable "votes" cast on them!

Because they were made by Diebold, you know it comes from a company you "trust," whether you'd like to or not. And with bids starting as low as, well, anything you like, this tens-of-thousands-of-a-kind e-voting machine is sure to be a "steal"!

More from the Ebay ad (cached here for history's sake):

YOU ARE BIDDING ON ONE USED DIEBOLD ACCUVOTE-TSX TOUCHSCREEN VOTING MACHINE.

SOLD FROM A COUNTY THAT CHANGED TO A DIFFERENT VOTING MACHINE. THEY ARE ALL IN WORKING CONDITION.

INCLUDES PRINTER MODULE.

THESE RUN $3200 EACH NEW. $1500 EACH REFURBISHED.

GO HERE FOR MORE INFO:

http://www.premierelecti..._sheets/AccuVote_TSX.pdf

UPDATE: The seller tells The BRAD BLOG the systems, more than 100 of them, come from Van Wert County, Ohio! And from a state like Ohio, you know the machines work just as they are supposed to! Get yours now and become the life of the party!

UPDATE 3/31/11: Thanks to Tony Pierce, filling in for Andrew Malcom at the Los Angeles Times "Top of the Ticket" blog for picking up on this story, adding some helpful details to it (and for giving appropriate attribution in the bargain.)