By Brad Friedman on 11/9/2004, 8:50pm PT  

The headline --- courtesy of The Onion's Election Coverage --- is funny.

The fact that it seems to be true --- with remaining mum so far about what could potentially be the biggest crime in this country since...the last election --- is not.

A couple of other funny Onion headlines from the same page...

  • "Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site"
  • "Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Has Tiny, Tiny Penis"